Red Ryder

My husband told me he had a Red Ryder BB gun (pictured above). My first thought was...

Ralphie from The Christmas Story. Then I thought maybe I should refer to Jordon as Ralphie for the rest of the month, maybe one of us should lick a frozen pole, and perhaps we should get a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg. Okay, maybe I got a bit carried away but I felt proud to now be part owner (because we are married of course) of a Red Ryder BB gun.